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$9.99
Beer bottle opener with a funny beer and bacon saying!
Looking for the ultimate gift for Dad, your favorite beer lover, or the guy who’s always hosting the best football parties? Our laser-engraved beer bottle opener has you covered! Crafted from durable beechwood and metal, this opener is not only functional but also a hilarious conversation starter.
Measuring 7" long x 1-1/2" wide x 3/8" thick, it's designed to fit comfortably in hand and tackle any bottle with ease.
The engraved saying "Beer: Because You Can't Drink Bacon" is bound to get a laugh every time it’s used. Whether it’s for cracking open a cold one in a man cave or handing out brews during game day, this opener adds the perfect touch of humor and practicality.
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The following items can't be returned or exchanged
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- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.